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Whoooooahhhh....and breathe. Well viewers, its good to be back in the land of the pool party and johnny walker gold label! I think I had an 'epiphany' while I was out in the wild. I heard something downstairs when I was holed up in the North. I went to investigate and sure enough, there was Mr Zombie crawling through my shoddy barricade. I was about to unleash the axe when I heard a voice in my head saying 'when in Rome....', and I thought why not? What sort of reporter would I be if I was afraid to go deep deep deep undercover. And so instead of the axe, I offered it my arm. A weird sensation indeed, the change, a lot of pain, some revultion and a burn, a deep burn, followed by the hunger, a hunger that I did not think I could feel. I took to the streets, my old self mostly forgotten, but I do remember feeling that I dressed a little better than many of my new contemporaries. I followed the groan, I chased down the scents and I'm afraid to say I may have feasted on the prize if I had not heard the Conch! Just as I was about to chow down on a Flambe'd frontal lobe I heard the call of the Conch and I knew that my business lay elsewhere.
I'm tired now, and seem to be safe in Yagaton, so I will sleep and then try to find a new jacket in the mall tomorrow. Its good to be back my friends, stay tuned and stay classy!