Post by 23skidoo on Sept 23, 2007 3:18:08 GMT -5
I've made it to Scarletwood and I'm in love! Not with the suburb, it's a burnt out shithole, but with a young lady I set eyes upon today in a club. Whoa, I nearly broke my mike I was grabbing it so tight when she shimmered into my weary sight.
Dr Kildare, she's a well dressed woman with a pearl necklace and a medical mind. I'm a bloodstained newshound that could do with a shower and a haircut, how can it fail?
I'll keep you informed of my progress, so far I've laid a little groundwork by paying her some foolproof compliments and showing her my machismo by pushing a vending machine up against a broken window. By the time I get my 'press card' out she'll be putty in my hands....assuming she ever puts that shotgun down.
In other news I spent the last night with a bonefide pirate - Redbeard - who, in a series of 'Yarrrrs' and ocean going curses told me he knew NecroTech were to blame for the outbreak and he would not set sail again until he had wiped the scurvey scouge of scientists from the face of the earth. Luckily my 'NT's love it when it's Stiff' badge was covered in gore otherwise this broadcast could have been coming from davey jones locker'.
So, keep your hands on the trigger and your eyes on the cades and maybe the next time we talk I'll have got myself laid!
Dr Kildare, she's a well dressed woman with a pearl necklace and a medical mind. I'm a bloodstained newshound that could do with a shower and a haircut, how can it fail?
I'll keep you informed of my progress, so far I've laid a little groundwork by paying her some foolproof compliments and showing her my machismo by pushing a vending machine up against a broken window. By the time I get my 'press card' out she'll be putty in my hands....assuming she ever puts that shotgun down.
In other news I spent the last night with a bonefide pirate - Redbeard - who, in a series of 'Yarrrrs' and ocean going curses told me he knew NecroTech were to blame for the outbreak and he would not set sail again until he had wiped the scurvey scouge of scientists from the face of the earth. Luckily my 'NT's love it when it's Stiff' badge was covered in gore otherwise this broadcast could have been coming from davey jones locker'.
So, keep your hands on the trigger and your eyes on the cades and maybe the next time we talk I'll have got myself laid!