Post by 23skidoo on Sept 27, 2007 12:42:08 GMT -5
The daze of late have been passing swiftly and sweetly. Although Dr Kildare and I have not managed to secure a date she did not shoot me down after my initial advance - an improvement on my average results.
I have also been talking to a pirate of a different caliber from the paranoid sea dog I met a few days ago. This is a lovely lady pirate with a gift for humour and a face for prime time! After some initial thigh slapping and pirate banter she seems to sleep continually, but possibly we can continue our high seas high jinx at another time.
I have made a good start on the forthcoming 'Married in Malton' series. I secured an exclusive interview with Maltons answer to Posh and Becks - or should that be Bonnie and Clyde? Both them and the Lady Pirate are members of a high octane cerebral group of miscreants you will all have heard of, their fame extends well beyond the confines of this infernal city. Of course I am talking about The Malton Angels, specifically Sam Cork and Mira Hart, Mr and Mrs Cork to you out there.
Stay tuned for the interview, it'll alter your beliefs on the sanctity of apocalyptic love for ever.
On another note, I welcome with scotch and good cheer the company of two of the news teams finest, Tovarisch and Someguy. Tov was responsible for the groundbreaking 'I married my daughters zombie nanny' and the award winning follow up 'Divorce and Decomposition - a tragedy of our times'.
Someguy is new to the team but has been drunk in charge of a camera on 3 seperate occasions in his first month so he looks like a keeper.
So thats all from Malton today viewers, and remember, when you shower....think of me.
I have also been talking to a pirate of a different caliber from the paranoid sea dog I met a few days ago. This is a lovely lady pirate with a gift for humour and a face for prime time! After some initial thigh slapping and pirate banter she seems to sleep continually, but possibly we can continue our high seas high jinx at another time.
I have made a good start on the forthcoming 'Married in Malton' series. I secured an exclusive interview with Maltons answer to Posh and Becks - or should that be Bonnie and Clyde? Both them and the Lady Pirate are members of a high octane cerebral group of miscreants you will all have heard of, their fame extends well beyond the confines of this infernal city. Of course I am talking about The Malton Angels, specifically Sam Cork and Mira Hart, Mr and Mrs Cork to you out there.
Stay tuned for the interview, it'll alter your beliefs on the sanctity of apocalyptic love for ever.
On another note, I welcome with scotch and good cheer the company of two of the news teams finest, Tovarisch and Someguy. Tov was responsible for the groundbreaking 'I married my daughters zombie nanny' and the award winning follow up 'Divorce and Decomposition - a tragedy of our times'.
Someguy is new to the team but has been drunk in charge of a camera on 3 seperate occasions in his first month so he looks like a keeper.
So thats all from Malton today viewers, and remember, when you shower....think of me.