Post by 23skidoo on Oct 11, 2007 10:26:31 GMT -5
All kinds of crazy have been going on of late viewers, none more so than meeting none other than Ed Harken IN THE FIELD!
To some of you young uns out there Ed's name probably means nothing more than than a guy on the credit reel at the end of the news. A desk jockey some would say, a man who's day has past and that has broadcast his last. Well prepare to be educated, for Ed has done things that made Zeus cry and Odin shy.
After a brief stint at Channel 2 (nobody's perfect), Ed moved to Channel 4, then a fledgling news station, adrift in a sea of mediocrity and sleaze, desperately in need of an anchor(man).
His first report was on Queen Victoria's visit to San Diego to gather support for her war on the Zulu nations of Africa. Ed's hard nosed questioning and rugged good looks resulted in her going home empty handed - Ed was a quarter Zulu - and full wombed. The child was birthed in secret and raised by the German side of the family. Young Adolph was not the 1st of Ed's kids to go off the tracks, but possibly the most infamous.
Ed was also the guy that stopped Godzilla using only a boom mike and a studio lighting rig, he invented the modern optic in an attempt to regulate his drinking and recently beat Tiger Woods in a pro-am tournament in Boston.
I could go on all day but I dint want to detract from my own heroics, but Ed, it's good to see you back IN FRONT of the camera man.
So apart from that viewers, the usual. Fighting, running, barricading and bringing soft light into the dark corners of Malton. The Angels have gotten a hold on their base, the Channel 4 guys are looking good and smelling fine and the Forts are still full of vermin and cowards.
I'll be back on air soon, so until then, shed a tear and raise a glass to the one and only, Ed Harken.
To some of you young uns out there Ed's name probably means nothing more than than a guy on the credit reel at the end of the news. A desk jockey some would say, a man who's day has past and that has broadcast his last. Well prepare to be educated, for Ed has done things that made Zeus cry and Odin shy.
After a brief stint at Channel 2 (nobody's perfect), Ed moved to Channel 4, then a fledgling news station, adrift in a sea of mediocrity and sleaze, desperately in need of an anchor(man).
His first report was on Queen Victoria's visit to San Diego to gather support for her war on the Zulu nations of Africa. Ed's hard nosed questioning and rugged good looks resulted in her going home empty handed - Ed was a quarter Zulu - and full wombed. The child was birthed in secret and raised by the German side of the family. Young Adolph was not the 1st of Ed's kids to go off the tracks, but possibly the most infamous.
Ed was also the guy that stopped Godzilla using only a boom mike and a studio lighting rig, he invented the modern optic in an attempt to regulate his drinking and recently beat Tiger Woods in a pro-am tournament in Boston.
I could go on all day but I dint want to detract from my own heroics, but Ed, it's good to see you back IN FRONT of the camera man.
So apart from that viewers, the usual. Fighting, running, barricading and bringing soft light into the dark corners of Malton. The Angels have gotten a hold on their base, the Channel 4 guys are looking good and smelling fine and the Forts are still full of vermin and cowards.
I'll be back on air soon, so until then, shed a tear and raise a glass to the one and only, Ed Harken.