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Well my friends, this parenting lark is not all is cracked up to be. I tried to keep life simple, same as always. Scavenge, hide, help, dress smart, drink smart and broadcast. But this little critter is having none of it. I try to scavenge, he cries. I try to hide, he cries and shits. I try to drink, he tries to mooch a slug or two! All of my routines are interupted by tears and turds. At least if I was back in SD I could get the ladies cooing around me, maybe even take him off me for a while - but in Malton?! No chance. The people here look at him as something that could be eaten or used to plug a hole in the 'cades!
But I cant give up on the little guy, fate brought us together and until I find Ron, nothing is going to tear us apart.

So think of me and the little fella San Diego, and pray we can make it through the next few days.