Post by 23skidoo on Jan 3, 2008 17:05:26 GMT -5
Johnny Transcriber here, Channel 4's only zombie interpreter!
It seems that intrepid fool got himself killed but has managed to get a message through to us despite being 'dead'
It reads as follows....
'Oww, hurts to be dead. Stupid sumbitch for sleeping on an empty bottle of scotch. Headed for Ackland, rested outside and was killed again for my trouble. Trenchcoat mofo's, worse than bloody zombies. Screw Ackland, now going to Calvert, hopefully they are kinder up there and will not mistake my mike for a detached penis! I hear the Pitneybank scuffle is getting pretty spartan. Good luck you brave fools, may glorious death find you all in a drunken mood. This hurts my brain, the child is hungry, I cannot eat him. Signing out and hoping for humanity, the Information Minister'
...I had to ad-lib a little but I think I got the jist of it. If any of you Calvert veterans can help our guy then do. Just try not to stick the needle in the baby.
This has been Johnny Transcriber, Channel 4 News.
It seems that intrepid fool got himself killed but has managed to get a message through to us despite being 'dead'
It reads as follows....
'Oww, hurts to be dead. Stupid sumbitch for sleeping on an empty bottle of scotch. Headed for Ackland, rested outside and was killed again for my trouble. Trenchcoat mofo's, worse than bloody zombies. Screw Ackland, now going to Calvert, hopefully they are kinder up there and will not mistake my mike for a detached penis! I hear the Pitneybank scuffle is getting pretty spartan. Good luck you brave fools, may glorious death find you all in a drunken mood. This hurts my brain, the child is hungry, I cannot eat him. Signing out and hoping for humanity, the Information Minister'
...I had to ad-lib a little but I think I got the jist of it. If any of you Calvert veterans can help our guy then do. Just try not to stick the needle in the baby.
This has been Johnny Transcriber, Channel 4 News.