Post by 23skidoo on Jan 17, 2008 10:54:36 GMT -5
I've been in the wild again, trecking warily through Jenson and Dakerstown. Zombies aren't exactly thick on the ground but they still outnumber the living by a large margin. Sleep light, walk light, drink heavy has been my mantra for the past week.
I bumped into a few familiar faces out here, Al Duck being one of them. He passed on some sage advise about avoiding worms and rape and showed me a way to distill rat juice into alcohol. It works but it's not a drink to start the party with.
I had a chat with a guy called BoredBadger, a cape wearing lunatic that may have raised an eyebrow in a less devolved city. We discussed the Jesus child that I'm carrying and he pointed out that the little fella, historically, grew up to be the most famous of the living dead and was rumored to have started Necrotech with a guy called Judas. There are mixed reports on the success of the first revivification poultices. The point is I could be carrying the King of the Zombies around on my back. I once carried The King of the Gypsies on my back...but thats another story.
I really need to find Ron and quick.
In other news, 'Bash Watch' is looking pretty peachy, with zombie butt getting well and truly creamed over at Giddings.
From us in here, to you out there - remember to burn your dead, don't let this madness happen again!
I bumped into a few familiar faces out here, Al Duck being one of them. He passed on some sage advise about avoiding worms and rape and showed me a way to distill rat juice into alcohol. It works but it's not a drink to start the party with.
I had a chat with a guy called BoredBadger, a cape wearing lunatic that may have raised an eyebrow in a less devolved city. We discussed the Jesus child that I'm carrying and he pointed out that the little fella, historically, grew up to be the most famous of the living dead and was rumored to have started Necrotech with a guy called Judas. There are mixed reports on the success of the first revivification poultices. The point is I could be carrying the King of the Zombies around on my back. I once carried The King of the Gypsies on my back...but thats another story.
I really need to find Ron and quick.
In other news, 'Bash Watch' is looking pretty peachy, with zombie butt getting well and truly creamed over at Giddings.
From us in here, to you out there - remember to burn your dead, don't let this madness happen again!