Post by 23skidoo on Feb 14, 2008 17:51:01 GMT -5
War does funny things to a man, things that you'll never learn in a book or hear about on the news. It makes you question the value of a human life and a bottle of scotch, it makes you realize that you're not all that you thought you could be and sometimes it sends a tinkle through your winkle when really you should be hiding your eyes and screaming.
But what can you do, wake up, shape up and drink up and hope you get the bastards before they get you! But even the grittiest and shittiest of us sometimes need to recharge the battery so this newsman's going to spend the next couple of weeks in Sexual Harrisons hot tub with a couple of cigars and a rubber nun. I'll fill you in when I get back.
In other news, Apocalypse Dan and Melody Arachne tied the knot tonight in a loving ceremony at St Christophers Church in Shearbank. The wedding was presided over by Padre Romero and Father Thomson, both good men that have buried more than their fare share of choir boys! The turn out was good considering half the wedding party, including Romero and the Groom had been gunned down hours before the gig was due to start. So Congratulations to you both, and remember the Mk 2 syringe for the honeymoon Dan, you'll be amazed at what those things can revive!
So that's it from me, to you, for now.
But what can you do, wake up, shape up and drink up and hope you get the bastards before they get you! But even the grittiest and shittiest of us sometimes need to recharge the battery so this newsman's going to spend the next couple of weeks in Sexual Harrisons hot tub with a couple of cigars and a rubber nun. I'll fill you in when I get back.
In other news, Apocalypse Dan and Melody Arachne tied the knot tonight in a loving ceremony at St Christophers Church in Shearbank. The wedding was presided over by Padre Romero and Father Thomson, both good men that have buried more than their fare share of choir boys! The turn out was good considering half the wedding party, including Romero and the Groom had been gunned down hours before the gig was due to start. So Congratulations to you both, and remember the Mk 2 syringe for the honeymoon Dan, you'll be amazed at what those things can revive!
So that's it from me, to you, for now.