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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Where is everybody? Feb 27, 2008 11:58:23 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Feb 27, 2008 11:58:23 GMT -5

I'm alive again, man, though I'm still just laying down. I'm, like, ill at the moment, so I can't dedicate myself to finding salvation. I did, like, pick up a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide, though; that should come in handy, man.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".