Post by 23skidoo on Mar 12, 2008 13:41:08 GMT -5
This here is the Information Minister reporting once again from the Front Line!
To be fair, there are a lot of lines in Malton - front, back and diagonal, but my line is drawn at Stickling and it's currently drenched in Class and Gore!
What we have here has all the ingredients to make an epic. We've got a few lbs of good meat, a couple of chopped up heros and a liberal sprinkling of carnage. And newsmen, we have got a few bootiful newsmen running around, pepping up the troops, throwing back the hordes and generally making the other folks look less pretty. Dan Breen is in the mix, swarthing around and calling the shots and the Red Panda has been getting in the faces of any zombies dumb enough to open the door.
Talking of dumb, I've been witness to some of the cowardly acts of the PKer Alliances Pathetic Bill. The clue with this guy is in his title, and I aint talking about the Bill bit. I caught up with him and managed to squeeze a couple of words out of his yellow mouth before choking him with my boom mike. I'd like to say he had some kind of warped principles that led him but it was just the usual guff - being rejected by the family dog, not fitting into his mommy's clothes and having a small pecker. The Alliance themselves don't seem to stand up to much scrutiny either, basing their party line on the ravings of a dead guy with questionable dress sense. I can see why Bill chose them.
So, if you're at a loose end and have a lot of Faks and ammo, get your asses up to Stickling and help to hold that line!
This is the Information Minister, hiding valiantly behind a box in Stickling Mall.
To be fair, there are a lot of lines in Malton - front, back and diagonal, but my line is drawn at Stickling and it's currently drenched in Class and Gore!
What we have here has all the ingredients to make an epic. We've got a few lbs of good meat, a couple of chopped up heros and a liberal sprinkling of carnage. And newsmen, we have got a few bootiful newsmen running around, pepping up the troops, throwing back the hordes and generally making the other folks look less pretty. Dan Breen is in the mix, swarthing around and calling the shots and the Red Panda has been getting in the faces of any zombies dumb enough to open the door.
Talking of dumb, I've been witness to some of the cowardly acts of the PKer Alliances Pathetic Bill. The clue with this guy is in his title, and I aint talking about the Bill bit. I caught up with him and managed to squeeze a couple of words out of his yellow mouth before choking him with my boom mike. I'd like to say he had some kind of warped principles that led him but it was just the usual guff - being rejected by the family dog, not fitting into his mommy's clothes and having a small pecker. The Alliance themselves don't seem to stand up to much scrutiny either, basing their party line on the ravings of a dead guy with questionable dress sense. I can see why Bill chose them.
So, if you're at a loose end and have a lot of Faks and ammo, get your asses up to Stickling and help to hold that line!
This is the Information Minister, hiding valiantly behind a box in Stickling Mall.