Post by 23skidoo on Mar 23, 2008 3:22:14 GMT -5
Christ kid, I'm sorry if this report brought you out to Stickling.
Things were okay, we seemed to be holding the line. Now it's a ruin, bodies everywhere and a revive queue thats longer than my Johnson.
I'd like to tell you I saw the bastards, name some names, but it happened real quick. I was sober and conscious one minute, passed out in my own vomit the next. All I know for sure is that the mall has fallen and Ron's blown the Conch up in Yagaton.
So patch up that waistcoat newsman, run a comb through your hair and get back to where the stories and hearts are breaking!
This is the Information Minister, rolling back the stones of false reporting and resurrecting the truth!
Things were okay, we seemed to be holding the line. Now it's a ruin, bodies everywhere and a revive queue thats longer than my Johnson.
I'd like to tell you I saw the bastards, name some names, but it happened real quick. I was sober and conscious one minute, passed out in my own vomit the next. All I know for sure is that the mall has fallen and Ron's blown the Conch up in Yagaton.
So patch up that waistcoat newsman, run a comb through your hair and get back to where the stories and hearts are breaking!
This is the Information Minister, rolling back the stones of false reporting and resurrecting the truth!