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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Where is everybody? Apr 1, 2008 12:31:41 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Apr 1, 2008 12:31:41 GMT -5

I'm all outside the Library, man, if, like... anybody wants to revive me.

Oh, plus, happy April Fool's, man. I got this amusing message:

Pibbit is attending NecroTech Training Seminar.

So that's where Pibbit's been, man! No wonder I haven't, like, seen her around, man.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".