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Post by Magatsu Taito on Apr 22, 2008 9:02:25 GMT -5
Yeah, those fucking space pirates... The don't know what a real pirate looks like. With their lasers, and jet-scooters and all that.... I'm using two rowboats nailed together, with a few empty rum bottles roped together as a window in the front. And two canons in the back for propulsion. And ours, in case I bump into a reef or something, and for steering a bit too. Then when I catch up to them, I take out me cutlass, and put on a diving helmet to avoid the pressure. Then they'll taste me blade, and the helmet is good for head butting them too.
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