I'm gonna eat your brain and get your knowledge.

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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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I'm gonna eat your brain and get your knowledge. Apr 29, 2008 11:28:52 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on Apr 29, 2008 11:28:52 GMT -5

Man, Zombie Jackass would be a seriously interesting show. I mean, limbs would, like, fly off, and even though all of the movement would be stilted, they could, like, get away with way more dangerous stunts.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".