Speaking Engagement: Silly Lilly Pilly

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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Speaking Engagement: Silly Lilly Pilly May 5, 2008 16:12:48 GMT -5

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Post by Mitch All Together on May 5, 2008 16:12:48 GMT -5

Well, if we can pull this one off, man, I'll actually keep pushing forward for our Laugh & Death open mic; we're in a position to actually do one now. I guess I can help with security on the day, since I won't really be doing anything else useful, man.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".