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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Hobo's Guild May 11, 2008 3:18:15 GMT -5

Post by Mitch All Together on May 11, 2008 3:18:15 GMT -5

So, like... who the fuck are the Hobo's Guild, man, and why do they keep attacking us? One of 'em shot me the other day, another one, like, killed me today. And I saw one kill Gore Girl the other day. Does anyone know what the hell is goin' on?

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".