Post by gregory on May 11, 2008 4:50:09 GMT -5
Easy to capture. Not easy to hold. You're a delightful guy, Priz, but it'd be nice if folks stopped treating us like suicidal trenchcoaters. It damages the morale of our newer members We serve an important purpose for survivors (scroll up to the previous post).
That's right. We can direct the actions of the RRF by helping to take 1 worthless suburb in 100 in all of Malton and then gloating about it on a public forum. We don't even have to make a secret of our motives, and Moloch will still come to fight us when we whistle at him. We obviously aren't the ones with our manbags caught in the hinges of the Blackmore's front door...
In terms of numbers, the Bastards are a non-entity, these days, but we can still turn back one of the largest zombie groups in Malton away, driving them from the southern suburbs by teasing them. Name another group with fewer than 10 active members that can do that.
Now we just need to find a way to get the Dead's goat on the same level. Wouldn't that be hilarious - 1200 zombies dancing to a tune played by less than 10 survivors? I hear those Dead really can dance. Hell, there are almost as many green suburbs now as there were before they showed up. Not the Bastards' doing, of course. It would take a goon squad to turn the largest zombie group in the game and fail utterly at their goal of reducing the survivor population to less than 25%.
There are 1200 zombies out there with the stated goal of breaking the game because survivors are too silly, and we're holding a public funeral complete with pyrotechnics, and there's not a damned thing they can do to ruin it.
In the same vein, the Bastards are going to gloat loudly, publicly, and with ludicrous hyperbole about our amazing victories over the pathetic zombies - not because we're trying to convince ourselves, but because we'll do anything it takes to get the zombies to chew on us instead of on a bunch of newbie survivors who are actually inconvenienced by death. It only takes me 1 AP to stand up, and I'm rarely dead for more than a day at a time.
That's right. We can direct the actions of the RRF by helping to take 1 worthless suburb in 100 in all of Malton and then gloating about it on a public forum. We don't even have to make a secret of our motives, and Moloch will still come to fight us when we whistle at him. We obviously aren't the ones with our manbags caught in the hinges of the Blackmore's front door...
In terms of numbers, the Bastards are a non-entity, these days, but we can still turn back one of the largest zombie groups in Malton away, driving them from the southern suburbs by teasing them. Name another group with fewer than 10 active members that can do that.
Now we just need to find a way to get the Dead's goat on the same level. Wouldn't that be hilarious - 1200 zombies dancing to a tune played by less than 10 survivors? I hear those Dead really can dance. Hell, there are almost as many green suburbs now as there were before they showed up. Not the Bastards' doing, of course. It would take a goon squad to turn the largest zombie group in the game and fail utterly at their goal of reducing the survivor population to less than 25%.
There are 1200 zombies out there with the stated goal of breaking the game because survivors are too silly, and we're holding a public funeral complete with pyrotechnics, and there's not a damned thing they can do to ruin it.
In the same vein, the Bastards are going to gloat loudly, publicly, and with ludicrous hyperbole about our amazing victories over the pathetic zombies - not because we're trying to convince ourselves, but because we'll do anything it takes to get the zombies to chew on us instead of on a bunch of newbie survivors who are actually inconvenienced by death. It only takes me 1 AP to stand up, and I'm rarely dead for more than a day at a time.