THE Tour Of Misguided Ideals aka PK-tour

So, what say we grief Asshole after we're done all this?


I found you! And talked to you, but I don't remember what I said. I never thought I'd say this, but I think I may drink too much.

My first kill today was somewhat unexciting.

Second one:

You say "Gatorade, I regret to inform you that The One True Revolution does not acknowledge the rights of sports drinks as human beings. Plus, you taste strange!"

You attack gatorade111 for 3 damage. They die.

I'll be in the nearby library, since Heart of Darkness, who was in the place I just shot up, healed me yesterday and knows where I am.