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Mitch All Together
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I used to do drugs. Well, I still do, but I used to, too.

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Hobo's Guild May 18, 2008 22:24:10 GMT -5

Post by Mitch All Together on May 18, 2008 22:24:10 GMT -5

They're like... acting like it's revenge or retaliation, but, like, we didn't start it. I know I didn't kill any of them ever, and yet they've killed me, and tried to kill me another time. They just keep showing up, spouting off, and killing us. We make easy targets, man, because we're in the Library.

Mitch Hedberg, Resurrected Comedian/Born-Again Librarian

You know they call corn-on-the-cob "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn "corn-off-the-cob". It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-Together".