Post by 23skidoo on Jun 12, 2008 10:01:13 GMT -5
The News Team are STILL at Nichols!
The hordes are thicker than Rons Johnson and the situations tighter than Veronicas... as I was saying things are bloody and messy and getting uncivilised and sometimes I forget that sensitive ears may be listening. Forgive my crudeness, but as we've said before, war does funny things to a man and the lines sometimes get blurred.
So far we're standing tall and strong. Our cameras are in use almost as much as our hairspray and shotguns. Tempers occasionally flare though and just yesterday, like the first ever simian to weild a club, Newhill discovered there was more to beer than just drinking when he cracked a bottle off the head of a zed in the head, if you catch my drift.
The Kilt Store has been celebrating it's first birthday all through this seige and sucking the helium out of their baloons has sure helped the time pass quickly. Quelling a breakin when your vocal chords are doing Michael Jackson on speed takes some beating.
We've been hearing reports of a dark cloud on the horizon though. The horde that sacked Caiger and Ackland Mall's is now heading this way. This is not confirmed but comes from some fairly classy people. But this News Man is not worried, Caiger was corrupt and Ackland abandoned before they fell. Nichols is shiny, full of men and women who have been forged in the heat of battle and will not go quietly into the night! We are giants in kilts with the blood of truth on our hands and the smell of justice on our lapels. If this sounds like you, and you're not here, get here, because we wanna be on you!
Bring it on.
In other news, The Malton Rangers, with an assist by the DHPD, have retaken Caiger Mall and the Latrobe NT. Thats one in the eye for you Zombie. There are eye witness reports that suggest both buildings were retaken by a Lone Ranger but that seems a little ridiculous even to me, and I've seen it all.
Untill next time friends, keep your aim tight and your pants loose.
The hordes are thicker than Rons Johnson and the situations tighter than Veronicas... as I was saying things are bloody and messy and getting uncivilised and sometimes I forget that sensitive ears may be listening. Forgive my crudeness, but as we've said before, war does funny things to a man and the lines sometimes get blurred.
So far we're standing tall and strong. Our cameras are in use almost as much as our hairspray and shotguns. Tempers occasionally flare though and just yesterday, like the first ever simian to weild a club, Newhill discovered there was more to beer than just drinking when he cracked a bottle off the head of a zed in the head, if you catch my drift.
The Kilt Store has been celebrating it's first birthday all through this seige and sucking the helium out of their baloons has sure helped the time pass quickly. Quelling a breakin when your vocal chords are doing Michael Jackson on speed takes some beating.
We've been hearing reports of a dark cloud on the horizon though. The horde that sacked Caiger and Ackland Mall's is now heading this way. This is not confirmed but comes from some fairly classy people. But this News Man is not worried, Caiger was corrupt and Ackland abandoned before they fell. Nichols is shiny, full of men and women who have been forged in the heat of battle and will not go quietly into the night! We are giants in kilts with the blood of truth on our hands and the smell of justice on our lapels. If this sounds like you, and you're not here, get here, because we wanna be on you!
Bring it on.
In other news, The Malton Rangers, with an assist by the DHPD, have retaken Caiger Mall and the Latrobe NT. Thats one in the eye for you Zombie. There are eye witness reports that suggest both buildings were retaken by a Lone Ranger but that seems a little ridiculous even to me, and I've seen it all.
Untill next time friends, keep your aim tight and your pants loose.