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I don't really like spam to be honest... At least not this new kind we seem to have nowadays. It was better before, I tell ya... The grass was greener, the sky was bluer, and people where really people.... And we had to work 50 years to afford a piece of gum, and that piece of gum became a family heirloom that was passed on from parent to child in generations...
Ah yes, the good old days.