Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jun 14, 2008 22:00:26 GMT -5
Sounds like something that Grandpa Muto from Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series would say...except this time it's reversed...
(From Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Movie, rather...)
GRANDPA: This never would've happened when I was a boy! You kids today and your Millennium Items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination...
YUGI: That's enough, Grandpa. It's time for the big message.
GRANDPA: Hey, I'm not finished ranting!
YUGI: We've learned that card games are the answer to all life's problems. And the only thing I know for certain in this world is that there's a strange man living inside my head who tells me to do things.
YAMI: You said it, Yugi. Now burn everything! Burn it to the ground!
(After the credits...)
GRANDPA: ...your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your YouTube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your - hey, why did it fade to black? Am I dead?
YUGI: No, Gramps, it's just the end of the movie.
GRANDPA: Oh, fiddlesticks!
(From Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Movie, rather...)
GRANDPA: This never would've happened when I was a boy! You kids today and your Millennium Items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination...
YUGI: That's enough, Grandpa. It's time for the big message.
GRANDPA: Hey, I'm not finished ranting!
YUGI: We've learned that card games are the answer to all life's problems. And the only thing I know for certain in this world is that there's a strange man living inside my head who tells me to do things.
YAMI: You said it, Yugi. Now burn everything! Burn it to the ground!
(After the credits...)
GRANDPA: ...your Blu-Ray Discs and your pierced scrotums and your bull frogs and your telekinesis and your Marvel Comics and your YouTube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your Gears of War and your Quentin Tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your - hey, why did it fade to black? Am I dead?
YUGI: No, Gramps, it's just the end of the movie.
GRANDPA: Oh, fiddlesticks!
