Post by Magatsu Taito on Aug 26, 2008 22:00:21 GMT -5
Waving around haphazardly with the frying pan, Magatsu manages to gain two rotten lizards attention! He quickly flings the hot cocking oil in their reptilian faces, turning them into flash fried liazard a la Magatsu. He then proceeds to eat their crispy eyes with his toes, just for the hell of it.
"Tasty!" He exclaims, as the lizards melted faces spasm and their bodies twitch like fish on dry land. Since their mouths have melted together they cant open them any longer, and don't pose any bigger threat.
"It's only when closing their moths they can do any real damage, and considering they can't drown us up here, they've made their last tactical fumble! Have at thee, you anorectic turtles!"
He throws himself on top of the closest one with a face that does not appear to have been flambéed, and with a arm around it's head he starts chocking it with gusto.
After chocking it for a while, and realizing that undead creatures don't breath, he gives up, takes his frying pan, bangs the agitated lizard in the neck, and using a low table as a spring-board, jumps back onto the bar.
From under the bar he presents a mic, and starts blaring out one of his favorite hip hop tunes over the karaoke machine:
"With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow
Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
Walking down Hollywood boulevard with a credit card
Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
I left his head in the store, legs in the street
Body in wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
L.a.p.d. through gray clouds couldn't see me
I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
People got scared and ran away they think Im weird
I was born this way, halfsharkalligator
Is he weird? ?
Half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!
Half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!"
"Tasty!" He exclaims, as the lizards melted faces spasm and their bodies twitch like fish on dry land. Since their mouths have melted together they cant open them any longer, and don't pose any bigger threat.
"It's only when closing their moths they can do any real damage, and considering they can't drown us up here, they've made their last tactical fumble! Have at thee, you anorectic turtles!"
He throws himself on top of the closest one with a face that does not appear to have been flambéed, and with a arm around it's head he starts chocking it with gusto.
After chocking it for a while, and realizing that undead creatures don't breath, he gives up, takes his frying pan, bangs the agitated lizard in the neck, and using a low table as a spring-board, jumps back onto the bar.
From under the bar he presents a mic, and starts blaring out one of his favorite hip hop tunes over the karaoke machine:
"With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow
Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
Walking down Hollywood boulevard with a credit card
Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
I left his head in the store, legs in the street
Body in wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
L.a.p.d. through gray clouds couldn't see me
I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
People got scared and ran away they think Im weird
I was born this way, halfsharkalligator
Is he weird? ?
Half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!
Half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!"
