Why do we drink so much?

Still, the best alcohol for community events is beer. Especially in Southern America (Not South America, I mean the southern states of the U.S. of A.) Nothing goes better with Chevy truck tailgates and a day of squirrel hunting like an ice cold out-of-the-cooler beer. *Music begins to play* That's right folks, that's when men across America all think one thing. "It's Miller Time"

[Insert Surgeon General's warning here]