Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 19, 2008 22:13:41 GMT -5
Asker answers oon the phone.
"Why don't you listen to this. Pilot. Pass me the radio."
PFC's radio buzzes in.
"External Mil. This is Welbert Asker, CEO of NecroTech Worldwide. ID number niner five seven forty eight. This apocalpyse was our mess in the first place, and this mess is our responsibility to clean up. If you remember the news from the first days of this outbreak, and I quote, 'NecroTech armed forces have begun assisting the military in the clean-up.' If you wish to clean this mess up yourself without scientific expert help, then by all means blow us to bits. So if our evac mission is ruined, you'll have to deal with a lot more zombies then before."
A few seconds have passed. Then, the radio buzzes in again.
"External Mil here. The C-130s will be circling the area until evac has been completed."
Asker returns to the phone.
"See? Even the military is in full cooperation with us. Now if you excuse me..."
Asker hacks Sarpek's controls and flies the copter back to the building. The loudspeaker booms.
"I want that pilot arrested for hijacking."
A small group of NecroTech Elites raid the copter and drag Sarpek out of the copter. The loudspeaker booms again.
"You're NecroTech, aren't you? Hand in your ID tomorrow. Your access has been revoked."
Asker returns to the phone.
"Now...Private. Are you gonna come quietly? You have one civilian, a tourist, and an employee. You should think things through before resorting to force. As I've said, we can only carry one civilian. And as many tourists, military, and NecroTech as possible."
"Why don't you listen to this. Pilot. Pass me the radio."
PFC's radio buzzes in.
"External Mil. This is Welbert Asker, CEO of NecroTech Worldwide. ID number niner five seven forty eight. This apocalpyse was our mess in the first place, and this mess is our responsibility to clean up. If you remember the news from the first days of this outbreak, and I quote, 'NecroTech armed forces have begun assisting the military in the clean-up.' If you wish to clean this mess up yourself without scientific expert help, then by all means blow us to bits. So if our evac mission is ruined, you'll have to deal with a lot more zombies then before."
A few seconds have passed. Then, the radio buzzes in again.
"External Mil here. The C-130s will be circling the area until evac has been completed."
Asker returns to the phone.
"See? Even the military is in full cooperation with us. Now if you excuse me..."
Asker hacks Sarpek's controls and flies the copter back to the building. The loudspeaker booms.
"I want that pilot arrested for hijacking."
A small group of NecroTech Elites raid the copter and drag Sarpek out of the copter. The loudspeaker booms again.
"You're NecroTech, aren't you? Hand in your ID tomorrow. Your access has been revoked."
Asker returns to the phone.
"Now...Private. Are you gonna come quietly? You have one civilian, a tourist, and an employee. You should think things through before resorting to force. As I've said, we can only carry one civilian. And as many tourists, military, and NecroTech as possible."
