Post by 23skidoo on Sept 24, 2008 6:12:17 GMT -5
Well, we've managed to pry the notes of another couple of our furry friends so here you go....
---3 Legged Ferret Report---
Caiger is Crawling! Sad but true, my one hope of civilized salvation lay in the once proud Mecca of Caiger. What a Crock!
I don't know when this place fell but the dead seem pretty well established. I'm hiding in a ventilation shaft and I can see 2 of them frolicking in the fountain, one chewing on an empty Barstools cup and another reclineing on the massage chair. That one may be really dead. I put a dime in the slot just for fun but he's neither woken up or vibrated his way onto the floor yet.
Last night I saw a rare sight, 2 zombies dancing, cheek to rotten cheek, to a muzakal version of 'Lady in Red'. I was transfixed by their grace and underworldly elegance....untill they waltzed onto the escalator and plummeted to the ground floor in a soggy heap of limbs and loafers.
I need to move on I fear, this shaft is not private enough and eyes will soon uncover me. I'm sending the troglaferret on this mission, his determination should overcome his disability.
Until next time......
---Mutated Ferret with message grafted onto it's spine---
I am the Uber-Ferret!
All 2 Legs will worship at my spine, all 4 legs I take as concubine.
Fear not the dead for they will pass
Fear only the Uber-Ferret that will bite your shiny ass!
My day will come, ferret kind will reign supreme
I am the Uber-Ferret!
Well folks, I don't really know what to make of that last little guy, sure seemed mighty full of himself thats fer sure. Remember now, if Ferrets do take over the world, you heard it at Channel 4 News first!
Hopefully next time we'll get the word straight from the Ministers mouth, untill then hang loose and beware of the goose!
---3 Legged Ferret Report---
Caiger is Crawling! Sad but true, my one hope of civilized salvation lay in the once proud Mecca of Caiger. What a Crock!
I don't know when this place fell but the dead seem pretty well established. I'm hiding in a ventilation shaft and I can see 2 of them frolicking in the fountain, one chewing on an empty Barstools cup and another reclineing on the massage chair. That one may be really dead. I put a dime in the slot just for fun but he's neither woken up or vibrated his way onto the floor yet.
Last night I saw a rare sight, 2 zombies dancing, cheek to rotten cheek, to a muzakal version of 'Lady in Red'. I was transfixed by their grace and underworldly elegance....untill they waltzed onto the escalator and plummeted to the ground floor in a soggy heap of limbs and loafers.
I need to move on I fear, this shaft is not private enough and eyes will soon uncover me. I'm sending the troglaferret on this mission, his determination should overcome his disability.
Until next time......
---Mutated Ferret with message grafted onto it's spine---
I am the Uber-Ferret!
All 2 Legs will worship at my spine, all 4 legs I take as concubine.
Fear not the dead for they will pass
Fear only the Uber-Ferret that will bite your shiny ass!
My day will come, ferret kind will reign supreme
I am the Uber-Ferret!
Well folks, I don't really know what to make of that last little guy, sure seemed mighty full of himself thats fer sure. Remember now, if Ferrets do take over the world, you heard it at Channel 4 News first!
Hopefully next time we'll get the word straight from the Ministers mouth, untill then hang loose and beware of the goose!