Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Oct 3, 2008 14:11:58 GMT -5
A lone man wearing a black baseball cap wanders down the streets. He bumps into Marcus around the corner.
"Oh...Sorry. Can you direct me to the Elbow Room Bar? I seem to have left an entire stockpile of weapons there. As well as an iPod."
The man sees Sarpek a few feet away.
"Oh hey! Sarpek! Remember me? I'm DJ Spinbad! From the bar a few years ago!"
Meanwhile, somewhere in Dulston, a man is jumping from roof to roof. He has a pair of axes strapped to his back.
"I swear...If I ever find that freakin' noob...Ima chop off both his legs."
The man jumps down to the streets behind a girl. He pulls his pistol out and shoots the girl in the back of the head.
"Damn DEM. I figured they'd tracked me down sooner or later..."
Another man runs towards Axe with an axe drawn. Axe leaps out of the way, puts away his pistol and draws both of his axes.
"Don't you MPDers ever learn? I'm not a good guy to go hand-to-hand with here..."
The MPDer charges at Axe once more and swings. Axe blocks the shot with one axe, pushes the MPDer back, and throws his other axe at the cop. The blade of the axe slices the cops head right off. Axe walks over to his bloody axe and picks it up.
"I warned him. Now...Where to next?"
From a few dozen blocks away, automatic gun fire could be heard.
"Hm...Sounds like fun."
Axe runs towards a wall, jumps off the wall to another wall, and so on until he makes it to the roof. Axe then takes off in the direction of the gun fire.
"Oh...Sorry. Can you direct me to the Elbow Room Bar? I seem to have left an entire stockpile of weapons there. As well as an iPod."
The man sees Sarpek a few feet away.
"Oh hey! Sarpek! Remember me? I'm DJ Spinbad! From the bar a few years ago!"
Meanwhile, somewhere in Dulston, a man is jumping from roof to roof. He has a pair of axes strapped to his back.
"I swear...If I ever find that freakin' noob...Ima chop off both his legs."
The man jumps down to the streets behind a girl. He pulls his pistol out and shoots the girl in the back of the head.
"Damn DEM. I figured they'd tracked me down sooner or later..."
Another man runs towards Axe with an axe drawn. Axe leaps out of the way, puts away his pistol and draws both of his axes.
"Don't you MPDers ever learn? I'm not a good guy to go hand-to-hand with here..."
The MPDer charges at Axe once more and swings. Axe blocks the shot with one axe, pushes the MPDer back, and throws his other axe at the cop. The blade of the axe slices the cops head right off. Axe walks over to his bloody axe and picks it up.
"I warned him. Now...Where to next?"
From a few dozen blocks away, automatic gun fire could be heard.
"Hm...Sounds like fun."
Axe runs towards a wall, jumps off the wall to another wall, and so on until he makes it to the roof. Axe then takes off in the direction of the gun fire.
