Post by 23skidoo on Oct 14, 2008 14:56:23 GMT -5
Scarletwood got nasty. We tried, god knows we tried. But they were too many and we were too few. In our praise it must be said that the Angell Building was the last to fall and the News Team where there to cover the angles.
We have scattered to the surrounding areas to regroup and take stock. Our supplies were low but morale, as always, remained high.
From the relative safety of the drugs cupboard I've locked myself into I'm going to have to smack you up with a bunch of news.
First off, welcome to 2 of our newest members, Salamanca and Trisha Takanawa. Salamanca cut his teeth on the Spanish News Channel, has beat Franco twice at mud wrestling and can drink his cervezas from over 13 different parts of his body. I've seen him do 8 but I passed out when he pronounced the 'Elephant' was up next. Trisha is our new Asia correspondent. She wears the Kilt, traditional Asian dress, and has been known to kill interviewees when she didn't like their answers. I like her, I think it would be wise for all of us to like her...and not question the roots of her 'Asian' Kilt.
Finally, in a shock move, Ed Harken told me that as the 'zombie' situation didn't seem to be easing, the suits decided we should have a permanent base in Malton. The ink is barely dry on the contract that has secured Beaver Towers in Havercroft as the new home of the News Team.
This is big folks. The decorators should be finished any day now so we'll need to get in there fast before the squatters and librarians make a mess of the place.
For now, it's a drug cupboard with soon to be empty shelves. But by the end of the week, a corner office with a deep shag on the floor, a darts board on the wall and an Italian leather chair under my ass!
Till then, stay drunk and don't be no punk!
We have scattered to the surrounding areas to regroup and take stock. Our supplies were low but morale, as always, remained high.
From the relative safety of the drugs cupboard I've locked myself into I'm going to have to smack you up with a bunch of news.
First off, welcome to 2 of our newest members, Salamanca and Trisha Takanawa. Salamanca cut his teeth on the Spanish News Channel, has beat Franco twice at mud wrestling and can drink his cervezas from over 13 different parts of his body. I've seen him do 8 but I passed out when he pronounced the 'Elephant' was up next. Trisha is our new Asia correspondent. She wears the Kilt, traditional Asian dress, and has been known to kill interviewees when she didn't like their answers. I like her, I think it would be wise for all of us to like her...and not question the roots of her 'Asian' Kilt.
Finally, in a shock move, Ed Harken told me that as the 'zombie' situation didn't seem to be easing, the suits decided we should have a permanent base in Malton. The ink is barely dry on the contract that has secured Beaver Towers in Havercroft as the new home of the News Team.
This is big folks. The decorators should be finished any day now so we'll need to get in there fast before the squatters and librarians make a mess of the place.
For now, it's a drug cupboard with soon to be empty shelves. But by the end of the week, a corner office with a deep shag on the floor, a darts board on the wall and an Italian leather chair under my ass!
Till then, stay drunk and don't be no punk!