Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Oct 17, 2008 15:31:47 GMT -5
Something on Axe Hack starts beeping.
"Uh-oh...Someone's got a lock on me..."
Axe Hack leaps over to another rooftop. Axe shouts something and does something funny with his hands. Axe freezes in mind air, and in a split second, there is not one, not two, but 50 Axe Hack's leaping from rooftop to rooftop. One of these Axe Hack clones lands in front of Sarpek. Sarpek just stares.
"SEXY NO JITSU!"
The clone transforms into a sexy female figure, giving Sarpek a nosebleed and knocking him out. The Axe Hack clone disappears.
The DJ runs to aid Sarpek.
"Seems like he's not getting up for a while..."
The DJ takes out a deck of cards and what might look like a Yu-Gi-Oh dueldisk.
"Axe Hack! I challenge you to a children's card game at 2000 life points! If you win, I'll offer my life just for you to leave the others alone!"
The real Axe lands a few feet from the DJ.
"And if you win?"
"If I win, you leave us alone for the rest of the month!"
Axe takes out a deck and dueldisk as well.
"Sounds fair enough. Let's duel!"
Axe draws a card.
"I summon out 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons!"
Three dragons, all holograms, appear in the alley. The DJ stares. Then blinks.
"Wait a minute. Did you just summon out a bunch of monsters on your first turn?"
"Yes I did. You've got a problem with that?"
"That's against the rules!"
"Screw the rules, I'm a wanted man!"
((I must be high just to reference Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged in this post...))
"Uh-oh...Someone's got a lock on me..."
Axe Hack leaps over to another rooftop. Axe shouts something and does something funny with his hands. Axe freezes in mind air, and in a split second, there is not one, not two, but 50 Axe Hack's leaping from rooftop to rooftop. One of these Axe Hack clones lands in front of Sarpek. Sarpek just stares.
"SEXY NO JITSU!"
The clone transforms into a sexy female figure, giving Sarpek a nosebleed and knocking him out. The Axe Hack clone disappears.
The DJ runs to aid Sarpek.
"Seems like he's not getting up for a while..."
The DJ takes out a deck of cards and what might look like a Yu-Gi-Oh dueldisk.
"Axe Hack! I challenge you to a children's card game at 2000 life points! If you win, I'll offer my life just for you to leave the others alone!"
The real Axe lands a few feet from the DJ.
"And if you win?"
"If I win, you leave us alone for the rest of the month!"
Axe takes out a deck and dueldisk as well.
"Sounds fair enough. Let's duel!"
Axe draws a card.
"I summon out 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons!"
Three dragons, all holograms, appear in the alley. The DJ stares. Then blinks.
"Wait a minute. Did you just summon out a bunch of monsters on your first turn?"
"Yes I did. You've got a problem with that?"
"That's against the rules!"
"Screw the rules, I'm a wanted man!"
((I must be high just to reference Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged in this post...))
