Post by 23skidoo on Nov 4, 2008 13:17:08 GMT -5
We'll be doing a full round up on the aforementioned savage slaughter shortly, but for now, here's a quick update on the comings and goings of the classiest group in Malton*.
Maltons drunkenest group, the Rangers, came by to bring office warming presents last week. As well as pot plants, bar stools and 3 french hens they also supplied us with death squads and a functional mall. Much appreciated guys, if you ever need anything from us, just holler.
Winks has been out in the field, gathering shoes, dresses and death in equal measure. If you're dead and wearing Prada beware, she doesn't shop by the rules!
Some of us are now gathering around Ridleybank for a 5th of November to remember, although they say that if you remember Blackmore you weren't there, so thats a doozy. Yup, history must be repeated and with that in mind it's time for much mocking and slaying of the RRF. Come along if you can and dont forget to dress to impress. I personally retook the Kersley Mansion in Stanbury to ensure that a good supply of evening wear was available.
In other news, the race for the Presidential Erection is almost over. After the final round of Poll Dancing Rumplestiltskin has moved ahead by two inches while McCain is starting to look decidedly flaccid. More on the climax of that race later.
That's all for now, just remember kids that fireworks are dangerous, but not as much as rabid lions or religeous extremists.
*20 out of 8 people asked agreed that we are the classiest - thats science!
Maltons drunkenest group, the Rangers, came by to bring office warming presents last week. As well as pot plants, bar stools and 3 french hens they also supplied us with death squads and a functional mall. Much appreciated guys, if you ever need anything from us, just holler.
Winks has been out in the field, gathering shoes, dresses and death in equal measure. If you're dead and wearing Prada beware, she doesn't shop by the rules!
Some of us are now gathering around Ridleybank for a 5th of November to remember, although they say that if you remember Blackmore you weren't there, so thats a doozy. Yup, history must be repeated and with that in mind it's time for much mocking and slaying of the RRF. Come along if you can and dont forget to dress to impress. I personally retook the Kersley Mansion in Stanbury to ensure that a good supply of evening wear was available.
In other news, the race for the Presidential Erection is almost over. After the final round of Poll Dancing Rumplestiltskin has moved ahead by two inches while McCain is starting to look decidedly flaccid. More on the climax of that race later.
That's all for now, just remember kids that fireworks are dangerous, but not as much as rabid lions or religeous extremists.
*20 out of 8 people asked agreed that we are the classiest - thats science!