Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Nov 27, 2008 11:31:14 GMT -5
The door in the Elbow Room bar finnaly gives way. The DJ jumps out of the way of a falling vending machine. He pulls out two axes.
"This is it! One man against an entire horde! If I manage to win this battle here, this'll be news for the entire survivor population!"
The DJ runs into the horde head-on. NUmerous zombie heads could be seen flying out of the crowd. SomeoneDead points at the DJ.
"GRAH HARMAN!!!"
The DJ throws an axe at SomeoneDead.
"GRAH HAR-"
The axe hits SomeoneDead with a loud thud and SomeoneDead falls lifeless onto the pavement.
"That outta shut him up. Oh crap...."
A zombie lunges at the DJ, but the DJ deflects the zombie back with his remaining axe. The DJ runs towards SomeoneDead's lifeless body and picks up the axe lodged in his head. THe DJ stops, and faces the rest of the horde.
"Bring it on, silly zeds!"
The DJ runs into the crowd yet again. On a nearby rooftop, Axe Hack, who amazingly seemed to have survived his explosive impact a few days ago, watches the battle. A man runs up to Axe.
"Sir, is it time for the assault?"
Axe turns to the man.
"We wait until the poor DJ has tired himself out. Then we strike."
"This is it! One man against an entire horde! If I manage to win this battle here, this'll be news for the entire survivor population!"
The DJ runs into the horde head-on. NUmerous zombie heads could be seen flying out of the crowd. SomeoneDead points at the DJ.
"GRAH HARMAN!!!"
The DJ throws an axe at SomeoneDead.
"GRAH HAR-"
The axe hits SomeoneDead with a loud thud and SomeoneDead falls lifeless onto the pavement.
"That outta shut him up. Oh crap...."
A zombie lunges at the DJ, but the DJ deflects the zombie back with his remaining axe. The DJ runs towards SomeoneDead's lifeless body and picks up the axe lodged in his head. THe DJ stops, and faces the rest of the horde.
"Bring it on, silly zeds!"
The DJ runs into the crowd yet again. On a nearby rooftop, Axe Hack, who amazingly seemed to have survived his explosive impact a few days ago, watches the battle. A man runs up to Axe.
"Sir, is it time for the assault?"
Axe turns to the man.
"We wait until the poor DJ has tired himself out. Then we strike."
