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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Dec 4, 2008 17:03:19 GMT -5
The PKers trying to get the DJ starts shouting plans at each other.
"Hey, Axe! You distract him and I'll jump him from behind!"
"You've got it, Axe!"
The DJ looks at the two PKers and blinks.
"Wait...You're both named Axe?"
The PKer doing the distracting replies, "That's right. I'm Axe Bullet and that's Axe Clix. And over there's Axe Mini."
The DJ blinks again.
"Axe Bullet? Axe Clix? Axe Mini? Aren't they deodorants?"
Axe Mini responds, "That's right. We're the Axe Deodorant PKers. And you're not gonna stop us."
The PKer sneaking up on the DJ, Axe Clix, jumps on the DJ from behind with a knife. The DJ tosses Clix off his back and uses one of his axe and chops off one of Clix's hands.
"This Axe deodorant stuff is getting rediculous...That's why I use Old Spice..."
The DJ runs back inside the Elbow Room bar. The group of PKers attempt to follow. But an explosive is launched out the door sending the PKers flying. The DJ walks out of the bar in a new outfit. He's wearing dark clothing. His shirt has a picture of a skull on it.
"Somebody has to punish the corrupt..."
The DJ cocks a pistol.
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