Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Dec 22, 2008 15:41:41 GMT -5
Axe watches from afar with a pair of binocs.
"Why must it always come to this situation?"
Axe presses a button on a detonator like thing, but instead of the building blowing up, really, really loud music booms from the building. The music is apparently Paris Hilton.
"If I've learned anything, zombies love Paris Hilton."
In a few minutes, coming from north, south, east, and west, tens of millions of zombies stampede their way towards the building that you could literaly feel the ground shake.
"Now...To sit back, relax, and enjoy."
Axe pops open a beach chair, sits back, and opens a bag of popcorn.
"Why must it always come to this situation?"
Axe presses a button on a detonator like thing, but instead of the building blowing up, really, really loud music booms from the building. The music is apparently Paris Hilton.
"If I've learned anything, zombies love Paris Hilton."
In a few minutes, coming from north, south, east, and west, tens of millions of zombies stampede their way towards the building that you could literaly feel the ground shake.
"Now...To sit back, relax, and enjoy."
Axe pops open a beach chair, sits back, and opens a bag of popcorn.
