Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jan 19, 2009 16:00:00 GMT -5
Axe looks at the zombie Sarpek.
"Say, don't I know you? Wait...Aren't you a friend of that pesky DJ? You are, aren't you?"
Axe knocks zombie Sarpek out.
"This'll teach the DJ to mess with me in the future..."
Axe straps a belt of C4 onto Sarpek. He locks the belt on tight with a heavy duty lock and some chains, and puts a large trench coat over zombie Sarpek. As zombie Sarpek opens his eyes, Axe says, "Don't bother tearing at that belt. It's rig to detonate if tampered with. But either way, with one press of the remote detonator, you'll still be blown to bits."
Axe sees the DJ running by.
"Now if you excuse me, I have business to attend to."
Axe revs his bike and leaves the scene. The DJ runs up to Sarpek, not having noticed Axe.
"Damn Sarpek, you really like playing dead, don't you?"
The DJ takes a revive syringe from his belt of revive syringes and sticks it in Sarpek. The DJ leaves the scene for a second, but returns wheeling a wheelbarrow with Noah sitting inside. The DJ lifts Sarpek and sets him next to Noah.
"I really wish I didn't have to wheel both of you back to the Elbow Room...Your combine weights makes it feel like I'm hauling a ton..."
"Say, don't I know you? Wait...Aren't you a friend of that pesky DJ? You are, aren't you?"
Axe knocks zombie Sarpek out.
"This'll teach the DJ to mess with me in the future..."
Axe straps a belt of C4 onto Sarpek. He locks the belt on tight with a heavy duty lock and some chains, and puts a large trench coat over zombie Sarpek. As zombie Sarpek opens his eyes, Axe says, "Don't bother tearing at that belt. It's rig to detonate if tampered with. But either way, with one press of the remote detonator, you'll still be blown to bits."
Axe sees the DJ running by.
"Now if you excuse me, I have business to attend to."
Axe revs his bike and leaves the scene. The DJ runs up to Sarpek, not having noticed Axe.
"Damn Sarpek, you really like playing dead, don't you?"
The DJ takes a revive syringe from his belt of revive syringes and sticks it in Sarpek. The DJ leaves the scene for a second, but returns wheeling a wheelbarrow with Noah sitting inside. The DJ lifts Sarpek and sets him next to Noah.
"I really wish I didn't have to wheel both of you back to the Elbow Room...Your combine weights makes it feel like I'm hauling a ton..."
