Post by Noah on Jan 31, 2009 22:47:39 GMT -5
I hope they interview you about a shooting someday..
I'd definatley play the oblivious dude if they interviewed me
"I was buying some ice cream at Ben and Jerry's, then there was a bunch of loud bangs, then the police came, and there were more loud bangs, and I got pushed out of the mall, but the worst part was I paid the lady at the counter, but I didn't get any ice cream. I mean come on, I think she could have stopped cowering just long enough to give me a triple scoop of chocolate chunk, but no. She's gotta hide behind the counter while I'm waiting in line for my ice cream. I bet she ate it herself. Wait, someone got shot? Oh shit, when did that happen?"
I'd definatley play the oblivious dude if they interviewed me
"I was buying some ice cream at Ben and Jerry's, then there was a bunch of loud bangs, then the police came, and there were more loud bangs, and I got pushed out of the mall, but the worst part was I paid the lady at the counter, but I didn't get any ice cream. I mean come on, I think she could have stopped cowering just long enough to give me a triple scoop of chocolate chunk, but no. She's gotta hide behind the counter while I'm waiting in line for my ice cream. I bet she ate it herself. Wait, someone got shot? Oh shit, when did that happen?"