Post by 23skidoo on Mar 9, 2009 11:45:08 GMT -5
Help me Jeebus, I was lost in the wilderness and I do not want to go back!
For many days I have wandered, lonely as a cloud. I was a hack without a voice, a drunk without a bottle, a man without hope of an errection. Darkness seemed to prevail.
I know nothing of what has been happening in Malton these past 3 months and cared not a jot. But I was wrong to give up on this town, I see that now. I stumbled blindly but was somehow guided back to Beaver Towers. It was a wreck, like me, but in its salvation then maybe I can find my own.
With hope, or something that smelled like it, rekindled in my heart I shambled to Ackland and whined like a puppy untill they stuck a needle in my neck. I stopped by the harware shop and grabbed some duck tape, 2x4's, a mop and bucket and some mahogany polish and headed back to the office.
It's not quite open for business, a bit like me, but we're getting there.
So twist your dials in my direction Malton and be ready for the news.
For many days I have wandered, lonely as a cloud. I was a hack without a voice, a drunk without a bottle, a man without hope of an errection. Darkness seemed to prevail.
I know nothing of what has been happening in Malton these past 3 months and cared not a jot. But I was wrong to give up on this town, I see that now. I stumbled blindly but was somehow guided back to Beaver Towers. It was a wreck, like me, but in its salvation then maybe I can find my own.
With hope, or something that smelled like it, rekindled in my heart I shambled to Ackland and whined like a puppy untill they stuck a needle in my neck. I stopped by the harware shop and grabbed some duck tape, 2x4's, a mop and bucket and some mahogany polish and headed back to the office.
It's not quite open for business, a bit like me, but we're getting there.
So twist your dials in my direction Malton and be ready for the news.