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Post by 23skidoo on Mar 23, 2009 9:59:29 GMT -5
And so it begins, the latest march of the best dressed men and women in Malton.
Winks has spent all day making us look really good and now we are ready to set forth again.
Whether our road leads us to Glory or Valhalla it matters not, either way we get to bask in the musk of Odin.
Like all adventures, they are best started on a full stomach and an addled brain. Withthis in mind our first stop is the Bear Pit in Malton Zoo. Already the omens are good, for Red Panda, not privvy to our plans at the time of making, arrived in the pit only minutes after me. When quizzed he told me he had had a vision of Ron, with a bear, in a headlock. The meaning was obvious and his path was clear.
From the Bear Pit we go to Alner Mansion in neighbouring Roachtown, where we will wear fine pants and cocktail dresses. Once fed and dressed we will bring honour, dignity and song to the hollow streets of Malton.
Hear the Conch my news team friends, wake up and smell the egg cress sandwich! Meet us in the zoo or the mansion or wherever Odin wills it!
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