Post by 23skidoo on Mar 23, 2009 10:14:56 GMT -5
Keeping the news fresh even if nothing else is, here's another roundup from the city that always shrieks!
Sexual Harrison (ret) of the QSG had this to say when questioned, "Get that damn camera out of my face Newsboy or I'll ram this old xmas tree right up your ar". Unfortunately we lost power right at that point but I think we all know where he was coming from.
Captain Boss of the 41st Death Commandos told me that they are holding Crowbank firmly and bringing the pain to zeds in the surrounding areas. I once served with the 69th Love Commandos but thats a story for the 10 o'clock news I think.
Winka tells me that Ackland is gone, but the Nix NT in Barville is up and running.
Beaver Towers is still a shining light to all, but the News Team are moving out to spread the truth to the heartless heathen masses. The fact that said masses were beginning to pile up on our doorstep had no bearing on this decision what so ever. None at all.
This broadcast is sent to you with the help of the Malton Zookeepers and their electric eel powered transmitter.
Stay classy you beautiful people, and all the rest of you, just make sure you stay out of our light!
Sexual Harrison (ret) of the QSG had this to say when questioned, "Get that damn camera out of my face Newsboy or I'll ram this old xmas tree right up your ar". Unfortunately we lost power right at that point but I think we all know where he was coming from.
Captain Boss of the 41st Death Commandos told me that they are holding Crowbank firmly and bringing the pain to zeds in the surrounding areas. I once served with the 69th Love Commandos but thats a story for the 10 o'clock news I think.
Winka tells me that Ackland is gone, but the Nix NT in Barville is up and running.
Beaver Towers is still a shining light to all, but the News Team are moving out to spread the truth to the heartless heathen masses. The fact that said masses were beginning to pile up on our doorstep had no bearing on this decision what so ever. None at all.
This broadcast is sent to you with the help of the Malton Zookeepers and their electric eel powered transmitter.
Stay classy you beautiful people, and all the rest of you, just make sure you stay out of our light!