Post by 23skidoo on Mar 30, 2009 9:29:55 GMT -5
It's been a heady week of tartan blankets, fairy cakes and cress sandwiches, gallons of scotch and gin and the company of the oddest assortment of animals ever to run a zoo! Our biggest bestial thanks to all the Malton Zookeepers, it wouldn't have been the same without you!
That's right, the first ever News Team Annual Picnic at the Zoo was a great success and left us all in need of new brain cells and bigger pants. A small price to pay I say.
The only dark moment was when the Giraffe house was breached and a few of our leggy friends fell by the wayside. The death of a giraffe is doubly tragic as they are so tall they have to wait for ages while the zombies eat their way up to their heads. Tova was especially upset as he had a stuffed giraffe toy when he was a child.
On an evolutionary note, Trish performed the first ever rhyming report for the News Team. Quite phenomenal!
But now we've folded up our blankets and put the paper plates in the recycling bins and are heading off to Alner Mansion for our AGM. Ed's booked us the 'Le Broomcloset' room for the week. I dont know any french people but that sounds pretty grande to me - Thanks Ed!
We'll be getting dressed up, talking about important things that matter and then eating a feast that I will prepare with my own fine hands.
Hopefully we'll see some of you shareholders there.
Until then, try not to let the dead hear your rumbling bellies and smell your boozy breath.
That's right, the first ever News Team Annual Picnic at the Zoo was a great success and left us all in need of new brain cells and bigger pants. A small price to pay I say.
The only dark moment was when the Giraffe house was breached and a few of our leggy friends fell by the wayside. The death of a giraffe is doubly tragic as they are so tall they have to wait for ages while the zombies eat their way up to their heads. Tova was especially upset as he had a stuffed giraffe toy when he was a child.
On an evolutionary note, Trish performed the first ever rhyming report for the News Team. Quite phenomenal!
But now we've folded up our blankets and put the paper plates in the recycling bins and are heading off to Alner Mansion for our AGM. Ed's booked us the 'Le Broomcloset' room for the week. I dont know any french people but that sounds pretty grande to me - Thanks Ed!
We'll be getting dressed up, talking about important things that matter and then eating a feast that I will prepare with my own fine hands.
Hopefully we'll see some of you shareholders there.
Until then, try not to let the dead hear your rumbling bellies and smell your boozy breath.

