Post by 23skidoo on Apr 6, 2009 15:30:55 GMT -5
As things go swimmingly at the mansion I hear grim news from the south. Dan 'The Man' Breen arrived from the edge of Nichols Mall only to tell us that the Mall, and now Went NT, have fallen to the RRF. What with the flesh eating dead and the recession, things are pretty tough for our friends in the Kilt Store.
Up here though, it's all swell! We've eaten real food, broke open 'Rons Secret Cellar' and quaffed heavily and we seem to be getting on with the locals...although a few of them have their eyes a little close together for my liking.
A representative of the Malton Street Patrol joined us for a short while and explained that his group, who live in the mansion, were a little intimidated by our glorious outfits and professional standing. We think we've put his mind at rest, literally. Hopefully when he comes round he'll remember all the appeasing things we said to him. He may be a little pissed however when he looks in the mirror and sees what Winks did with his eyebrows!
The AGM is winding down and we're getting ready for stage 3 of our trip - Naked in Ridleybank, exposing ourselves to the enemy!
We will run naked through the streets, bringing bouncing beauty and swinging serenity to the heart of darkness that is the 'Bank.
I personally c4nt wait to slap Moloch with a Bollock!
Hold onto that thought Malton, and anything else that springs to mind.
Until next time, this is the Information Minister, de-robing in Roachtown.
Up here though, it's all swell! We've eaten real food, broke open 'Rons Secret Cellar' and quaffed heavily and we seem to be getting on with the locals...although a few of them have their eyes a little close together for my liking.
A representative of the Malton Street Patrol joined us for a short while and explained that his group, who live in the mansion, were a little intimidated by our glorious outfits and professional standing. We think we've put his mind at rest, literally. Hopefully when he comes round he'll remember all the appeasing things we said to him. He may be a little pissed however when he looks in the mirror and sees what Winks did with his eyebrows!
The AGM is winding down and we're getting ready for stage 3 of our trip - Naked in Ridleybank, exposing ourselves to the enemy!
We will run naked through the streets, bringing bouncing beauty and swinging serenity to the heart of darkness that is the 'Bank.
I personally c4nt wait to slap Moloch with a Bollock!
Hold onto that thought Malton, and anything else that springs to mind.
Until next time, this is the Information Minister, de-robing in Roachtown.