Post by 23skidoo on Apr 18, 2009 9:26:37 GMT -5
It's been a tough week and the Team have taken a pounding. When Ed talked me into the whole 'Naked Truth' expose it seemed like a sterling idea.
'We will battle them in our Birthday Suits' he cried from behind his desk in his air conditioned office.
'They took a couple of inches off my waist' I cried from the ruins of Nichols Mall.
It wasn't pretty, the dead were everywhere, literally, as we had no suits and flak jackets to hide behind. I dont think I've been so violated since I dreamt I'd found the fountain of youth and woke up with Baxter peeing in my mouth. Nasty.
So, in brief, I've pulled my Y-Fronts back up and skirted the edge of the carnage all the way over to South Blythville where we will work on our tans, livers and hair before getting back to the business of The News.
Anyone that says the News Team ran had better belt up before I get shirty with you!
'We will battle them in our Birthday Suits' he cried from behind his desk in his air conditioned office.
'They took a couple of inches off my waist' I cried from the ruins of Nichols Mall.
It wasn't pretty, the dead were everywhere, literally, as we had no suits and flak jackets to hide behind. I dont think I've been so violated since I dreamt I'd found the fountain of youth and woke up with Baxter peeing in my mouth. Nasty.
So, in brief, I've pulled my Y-Fronts back up and skirted the edge of the carnage all the way over to South Blythville where we will work on our tans, livers and hair before getting back to the business of The News.
Anyone that says the News Team ran had better belt up before I get shirty with you!