Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Apr 21, 2009 18:27:28 GMT -5
Axe Hack lies motionless on the floor, with some skin peeling off his face. However, a closer look reviews that this "Axe Hack" is actually someone masquerading as the PKer. A radio in this imposter's pocket goes off.
"Heh. This is the real Axe Hack. I hope my impostor with the cheap mask and voice changing equipment didn't fool you too much. And you can tell that Leon guy over there to look out the window. There's plenty of topless females zombies bashing at your doors right now. Although I do suspect one of them is some fat guy with man boobs."
The DJ searches the fake, pulling out the guy's wallet. The guy's driver's license marks the fake as a John Doe. Inside is also a note that says, "Do as I say, and you'll see your kids again. -Axe Hack"
"Looks like we've been played..."
The DJ tosses the note to Noah.
"That bastard..."
A large horde seems to be banging on the door as of now. The DJ looks out the crack on the boarded-up windows.
"We better keep Leon away. God knows what he can do with one topless female zombies, let alone a few thousand of them..."
"Heh. This is the real Axe Hack. I hope my impostor with the cheap mask and voice changing equipment didn't fool you too much. And you can tell that Leon guy over there to look out the window. There's plenty of topless females zombies bashing at your doors right now. Although I do suspect one of them is some fat guy with man boobs."
The DJ searches the fake, pulling out the guy's wallet. The guy's driver's license marks the fake as a John Doe. Inside is also a note that says, "Do as I say, and you'll see your kids again. -Axe Hack"
"Looks like we've been played..."
The DJ tosses the note to Noah.
"That bastard..."
A large horde seems to be banging on the door as of now. The DJ looks out the crack on the boarded-up windows.
"We better keep Leon away. God knows what he can do with one topless female zombies, let alone a few thousand of them..."
