Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Apr 25, 2009 17:22:34 GMT -5
The DJ runs into the kitchen with Leon following close behind. A few minutes later, the DJ flies out the kitchen doors, as if he was just blown out a cannon, and lands on Noah.
"WAHHHH!!!!! OW!!!"
The DJ looks at what he just landed on.
"Oh, hey Noah. Thanks for breaking my fall."
The DJ spots the shotgun in Noah's hands.
"Here. Take my cigarettes. I might need your shotgun..."
The DJ swaps Noah's shotgun for his pack of cigarettes. The DJ gets up and starts to run again, just as the superzombie Leon crashes through the walls. The DJ faces Leon.
"OK. Leon. I know I didn't check to see what my giant needle was on...Don't get pissed off that this is you're second time being a superzombie..."
Leon punches the DJ. The DJ drops the shotgun on Noah's head and flies through the walls of the bar, into the back alley.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The DJ now feels like he was hit by a speeding semi truck.
"...If none of my bones are broken by now, it'll be a miracle..."
"WAHHHH!!!!! OW!!!"
The DJ looks at what he just landed on.
"Oh, hey Noah. Thanks for breaking my fall."
The DJ spots the shotgun in Noah's hands.
"Here. Take my cigarettes. I might need your shotgun..."
The DJ swaps Noah's shotgun for his pack of cigarettes. The DJ gets up and starts to run again, just as the superzombie Leon crashes through the walls. The DJ faces Leon.
"OK. Leon. I know I didn't check to see what my giant needle was on...Don't get pissed off that this is you're second time being a superzombie..."
Leon punches the DJ. The DJ drops the shotgun on Noah's head and flies through the walls of the bar, into the back alley.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
The DJ now feels like he was hit by a speeding semi truck.
"...If none of my bones are broken by now, it'll be a miracle..."
