Post by Noah on May 1, 2009 16:04:22 GMT -5
Before I had a knife in my head from the Sexist jokes.
Sexist jokes? Don't mind if I do. My apologies in advance to Winka and any other females who reads this. I don't agree with them, I'm just relaying them
Q. Why are women's feet so small?
A. So they can get closer to the oven!
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. Because there's a clock on the stove!
Q. How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Who cares, she can do the dishes in the dark!
Q. What did you do wrong if your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts yelling at you?
A. You made the leash to long!
Q. Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A. Because she was a woman!
Three blond chicks have to get across a river. The first one says, "I wish I was smart enough to get across this river," and POOF she turns into a burnette and swims across. The second blonde says, "I wish I was smarter than that ast girl so that I can get across this river," and POOF she turns into a red-head, builds a boat and sails across. The last blonde says "I wish I was smarter than those last two girls so that I could get across this river," and POOF she turns into a man and walks across the bridge.