Post by 23skidoo on May 5, 2009 8:17:19 GMT -5
It may be grim up North as the old timers say but it's looking swell in the South West.
This report comes from the Fone Arms in Foulkes Village, where we've gone over a week without a single intentional discharge. People are actually pulling planks off the windows to let a little light in. Crazy!
We're down here on official business, conducting an interview with Umbrella Corporation before heading off to meet Tricell, the splinter group thats making quite a name for its self up in Beaver Country - Thats Santlerville to all you misguided Sex Tourists!
UC has the possibly unfair reputation of being the money grabbing, mad scientist world dominating, raccoon city raping bastards that started this whole mess and are responsible for the continuing death and undeath of millions.
At Channel 4 we couldn't possibly endorse this opinion but we feel it's our duty to share it with you. Rest assured we'll give these nazis a fair and unbiased say.
So, for now, it's rocking chairs and homemade lemonade in the Village but we'll be on like Donkey Kong real soon.
This report comes from the Fone Arms in Foulkes Village, where we've gone over a week without a single intentional discharge. People are actually pulling planks off the windows to let a little light in. Crazy!
We're down here on official business, conducting an interview with Umbrella Corporation before heading off to meet Tricell, the splinter group thats making quite a name for its self up in Beaver Country - Thats Santlerville to all you misguided Sex Tourists!
UC has the possibly unfair reputation of being the money grabbing, mad scientist world dominating, raccoon city raping bastards that started this whole mess and are responsible for the continuing death and undeath of millions.
At Channel 4 we couldn't possibly endorse this opinion but we feel it's our duty to share it with you. Rest assured we'll give these nazis a fair and unbiased say.
So, for now, it's rocking chairs and homemade lemonade in the Village but we'll be on like Donkey Kong real soon.