Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on May 11, 2009 18:16:36 GMT -5
A fifth-generation Ford Mustang with 2 M134's welded onto the hood drives by, followed closely by a Dodge Ram with 4 heavy machine guns, 2 vulcan cannons, and some Russian RPG-7's. The Ram is firing it's heavy machine guns at the heavily shielded rear of the Mustang. The heavy shield of the Mustang detaches itself, and is now a hunk of metal rolling down the road. The Ram serves to avoid the piece of metal, but fails, and the passenger side of the Ram gets ripped off. The driver seat of the Ram is now exposed, revealing none other then DJ Spinbad behind the wheels.
"Holy fuck, Axe! Is that how you want to play? So be it!"
The Mustang, now without it's heavy shild, has it's fuel tank completely exposed. The DJ presses a button on the steering wheel and fires 2 of the 4 remaining RPG's on the roof of the car. The RPGs hit their marks, the Mustang's gas tank. The Mustang flips and explodes into a fiery ball of fire, but not before someone could be seen using the ejector seats of the Mustang.
"Take that, bitch! Holy shit...."
The DJ loses control of the Ram since he has not been keeping his eyes on the road, and crashes through a wall and bangs into the very refrigerator Noah was hiding in. The DJ is leaning over the steering wheel, a little bloody since he banged his head on the dashboard because the airbags never went off.
"What the deuce...Where the hell are the airba-"
The airbags smack the DJ in the face.
"...Ow..."
"Holy fuck, Axe! Is that how you want to play? So be it!"
The Mustang, now without it's heavy shild, has it's fuel tank completely exposed. The DJ presses a button on the steering wheel and fires 2 of the 4 remaining RPG's on the roof of the car. The RPGs hit their marks, the Mustang's gas tank. The Mustang flips and explodes into a fiery ball of fire, but not before someone could be seen using the ejector seats of the Mustang.
"Take that, bitch! Holy shit...."
The DJ loses control of the Ram since he has not been keeping his eyes on the road, and crashes through a wall and bangs into the very refrigerator Noah was hiding in. The DJ is leaning over the steering wheel, a little bloody since he banged his head on the dashboard because the airbags never went off.
"What the deuce...Where the hell are the airba-"
The airbags smack the DJ in the face.
"...Ow..."
