Post by Noah on May 13, 2009 19:16:58 GMT -5
In the few hours that have passed Noah has somehow gotten out onto an electrical wire stretching between two buildings. He is hanging upside down by his knees with fifteen zombies reaching towards him from beneath. He is holding a white daisy that he found in a crack in the sidewalk and plucking the petals from the flower. He lets each one drift down into the crowd of zeds.
"They love me...They love me not...They love me...They love me not...They love me..."
As he plucks the final petal and lets it drop he says, "They love me not."
He drops the stem into the mass of zombies.
"You guys are no fun. Why don't you love me? Is it the hair? People tell me it looks ratty-tatty. Okay, I'll get it cut just for you."
He continues talking to the zombies, all the while hanging upside down.
"You know, it's really hard to find a good barber in this town..."
"They love me...They love me not...They love me...They love me not...They love me..."
As he plucks the final petal and lets it drop he says, "They love me not."
He drops the stem into the mass of zombies.
"You guys are no fun. Why don't you love me? Is it the hair? People tell me it looks ratty-tatty. Okay, I'll get it cut just for you."
He continues talking to the zombies, all the while hanging upside down.
"You know, it's really hard to find a good barber in this town..."