Post by Noah on May 17, 2009 19:52:33 GMT -5
I have had some meaningful conversation with my kitchen appliances. The toaster is an expert on Rembrandt and Monet while the refrigerator studies complex string theory. My knives set explained advanced calulus and trigonometrey when I needed help. Kitchen apppliances are quite intelligent. The living room, on the other hand... The TV is a retard and the couch is an alcoholic. It's yelling at me to get my ass off of its face and doesn't understand that that's what I pay it for. If it wants to go find a new job mroe power to it. I'm not stopping it.