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true story...today went to mailbox (forgot to get it Sat.).gloomy rainy day. and had a surprise pkg.from friend in NY. it was small and I tore into it with anticipation as I sat down ,because he's a "with it" kind of guy.

It has a bubble wrap around a plastic bag with something kinda dark and rubbery inside.

Thinking it was some sort of new earphones or gadget I plunged my hand inside the plastic bag contents and grabbed it.








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it was 10 fake plastic COCKROACHES!....... eweew