The Elbow Room

Jimmy shakes his head, claering the momentary daze he suffered at the loss of his awesome haircut. "Dammit! Now I have I'll have to settle for an awesome buzz-cut!" He picks up one of the Paris Hilton cds, and peruses. "Hey, this is one of the copies that Gnarls Barkley remixed!*" It goes into his pocket. "Now." He storms over to Jayson, ignoring the chanisaw, and grabs him by the lapels. "Tell me one thing, punk... How did you get a bottle of beer to light on fire? Even at 12% proof, it's still mostly water."

((* true story- www.spin.com/articles/danger-mouse-banksy-burn-paris))
((**EDIT** Link is just a teeny bit NSFW; nothing too serious, tho.))